Bah comon....the writeup wasn't half bad was it?

LOL

ACCIDENT NOT THE WEATHER ENDED THE NIGHT'S SHOW

On Saturday June 21st unner extremely thrett upin' skies it appeared we'd dodge th' bullet an' git th' entire show in an' completed in full when an incident occurred in th' four fun feature when # 79 Nicloe Podewils lost a tire made corntack wif sevahal cars in th' pack an' came t'ress in turn 1/2. Thar was evident trauma an' th' ambulance fum Innisfil appeared on th' scene an' th' decishun was made by th' management thet wif th' time needed t'take right care of Nicole thet we'd terminate th' show at thet point an' cornclude it befo'e next weeks program, dawgone it. So next week will be an awesome show thet includes th' evah popular fan appreeciashun an' car show 6:20 pm- 6:50 pm an' thass whar th' drivahs brin' their cars onto th' track an' th' fans come down an' talk, git autygraphs an' take pitchers of their favourite drivahs it's a mighty popular night. We will then finish off last weeks features all 4 an' then we will begin our regular show so eff'n yo' like racin' then Sunset Speedway is th' place t'be next Saturday night 8 features plus our regular night of racin' it promises t'be a great night of intertainment. Ev'rythin' was movin' a long smoothly until th' accident as we had dodged th' weather as it was all aroun' us but we were a-gonna be all right. Th' night's sponso''s were Halton Crushed Stone San' an' Gravel they intertained thar cestomers an' provided th' pace truck fo' th' evenin's races an' we also had Star Choice who gave away a fantastic receivah we hope yo' make use of these varmints when yo' need sumpin they sell as sponso's make this hyar whole deal postible, tell them yo' sar them at Sunset Speedway. We also had th' Ontario Pro Challenge 14 strong wif 2 mo'e waitin' in th' win's fo' their second appeareence of th' ' 08 season an' allus put on a great show an' they managed t'git their feature in as # 88 Lucas Oil Producks car of Tim No'ris edged out # 99 Ken Nicolson an' # 04 Tim Fo'bes were th' top 3 an' # 02 Dennis Thompson an' Nicolson were th' heat winners. They allus put on a great show an' will be back on Augest 2nd fo' their 3rd appeareence in 2008. We managed t'git all th' heats in as in th' HF Smif Home Hardware Late Models # 47 Stompin' Tom Walters 2, # 11 Jed Mo'row an' # 57 Steve Quesnelle in th' Domino's Pizza Thunner Cars noocomer # 44 Abner Dooocette, # 69 Rob Skyler, # 88 Herb Walters an' # 25 Kristi Wo'fe, in th' Fox's Bakery an' Deli 4 Cylinner Road Runners # 63 Abner Burrows 2, # 78 Jason Martin an' # 8 Rob Gibson Jr. an' in th' Fox's four fun th' winners were # 6 Terry Woodward, # 4 Mark Kehoe, # 66 Rob Krystal an' # 31, her fust win Aman'a Go'don an' in th' Thunner Car Aestralian Pursueyt # 51 Mark Adams edged # 27 Ebenezer Eden at th' line fo' a great finish.

Remember next week is double features fo' all th' classes plus a regular show fo' th' same low price an' also th' Fan Appreeciashun an' Car Show befo'e th' ackshun gits unnerway, t'meet all th' drivah on th' track pitchers, autygraphs whut c'd be better fo' a stock car fan, as enny fool kin plainly see. Make sho'nuff yo' mark July 5th on yer calendar as asphalt eatin', fire breathin' an' extremely quick OSCAAR Outlaw Super late Models make their second an' last viset of th' year it promises t'be a great show.

Brandon Wyatt

lol from bein the write up guy to race director! glad to see someone at the speedway is thinking lol! well lets see what kind of dumb stupid ideas he comes up with! cuz from his write ups dont look to be the best thinker in the world! and slammer definitly a good idea to come up to barrie! i think everyone should push the sixteen valves up there!

haha...bryan watt=giant tool

lol thank you thayne! no wonder people think so highly of you lol! your a jesus in your own mind