LOL.. hey if you scroll down to the bottom left you will notice the feature winner of Colt Carcone is driving a Mustang..hmmm.
LOL!! All 4 are wrong. That could easily be passed off as a brain-fart, but I like Matty's explanation much better. 🙂
On a different note, that shot of Ernie and his son was so cool. One of my favourites in the 4 years I took photos.
Mark
This just gets better and better...You have to admit it is not hard to make wise cracks.
This was posted on the front page of Sunset today
We do appolagise to all our fans for the lack of
information that has been available on our website
recently. Changes in ownershop and staff have
ment a restructuring of the system. We are currently
building a new website to bring you up to date and
accurate information. We appriciate your patience.
COMON for cryin' out loud..... English Mother&^%^&% do you speak it?
www.dictionary.com
I did manage to translate it to redneck however
We do appolagise ta all our fans fer da lack of
information dat has been available on our websyte
recently. Changes in dat ownershop `n` staff have
ment a restructurin of da system ya'll. We aur currently
building a new websyte thang ta brin yew up ta date `n`
accurate information. We appriciate yore patience 10.4.
Now I know there has been a great deal of criticism over Brian race reports, but check this out. I guarantee after playing around with this you will get endless hours of amusement.
www.rednecktranslator.com
Just put in the Sunset web addy and go directly to the race reports once it loads.
Here is a little preview of what to expect, I had last weeks 4cyl report translated.
THE FOX'S BAKERY `n` DELI 4 CYLINDER ROAD RUNNERS
The 4 cylinders took ta da track 24 strong ta tame da bull rin dat can be too tough ta tame from time ta time. On da drop of da green flag da early leader was da 18 car of Jay Cuttin followed by # 05 Rusty Burleigh, # 97 Dave Pitman, # 11 Dave Henderson Jr. `n` # 14 Ken Britt were da licketdsplit 5. Britt was on a mission on dis night as he moved quick as a wink ta da rear of Cuttin wif # 8 Mike Zinkie substitutin fer Gibson, # 54 Joe Ireton `n` 63 Dave Henderson were da top 5. At da half way point Britt was at da point wif Zinkie welded ta his back bumper while Ireton `n` Burrows were in a side by side battle `n` # 5 Bill Gallant rounded out da licketdsplit 5. As da laps were winding down yonder was a 3 way battle fer da lead as Britt `n` Zinkie were side by side wif Burrows waitin in behind lukin fer any bobble er mistekk ta grab da lead Zinkie had da lead but as they came ta da checkered flag Britt was da winner wif Zinkie, Burrows, Ireton `n` Gallant were da licketdsplit 5. da heat winners were Ireton, Britt, Burrows `n` # 78 Jason Martin. Congratulations ta Ken `n` his crew on anutter fantastic feature win wif many mow ta cume in da near future `n` it was good ta see a familiar face in da # 8 as Mike Zinkie piloted da 8 machine in Rob Gibson's absence. Mike will have his new thunder car ready in a couple of weeks `n` we luk forward ta his return as haze an excellent driver.
Now I don't know about the rest of you but this "licketdsplit 5" is some funny stuff. That right there is going on the back of my car.
HA HA HA HA HA HA. ;D You should post more often
wow, oddly enough that is almost written more professionally then his real 'reports'.
And fo yo big city type dizzles, http://www.gizoogle.com/
We do apologise ta all our fans fo` tha lack of 411 tizzle has been available on our website recently. Changes in ownership n stizzaff have meant a restructur'n of tha system. We is currently build'n a new website ta bring you up ta dizzy n accurate information. We appreciate yo patience.
THE FOX'S BAKERY AND DELI 4 CYLINDER ROAD RUNNERS
The 4 rappa took ta tha trizzack 24 strong ta tizzy tha bizzy ring tizzle can be too tough ta tizzle fizzy time ta time n sh**. On tha dizzle of tha green fliznag tha early leada was tha 18 ride of Jay Cutt'n followed by # 05 Rusty Burleigh, # 97 Dave Pitman, # 11 Dave Henderson Jr . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. n # 14 Ken Britt wizzy tha fizzast 5. Britt was on a mission on this night as he moved quickly ta tha rizzle of Cutt'n wit # 8 Mike Zinkie spendin' fo` Gibson, # 54 Joe Ireton n 63 Dave Henderson wizzy tha top 5 like a tru playa'. At tha hiznalf way point Britt was at tha point wit Zinkie welded ta his back bumpa while Ireton n Burrows wizzle in a side by side battle n # 5 Bizzy Gallant rounded out tha F-to-tha-izzast 5 ta help you tap dat a**. As tha laps were wind'n down there was a 3 way battle fo` tha lead as Brizzay n Zinkie were side by side wit Burrows wait'n in behind clockin' fo` any bobble or mistakes ta gizzle tha lead Zinkie had tha lead but as they came ta tha checkered flag Britt was tha playa wit Zinkie, Burrows, Ireton n Gallant were tha fizzast 5. The hizzle brotha were Ireton, Britt, Burrows n # 78 Jason Martin . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Congratulizzles ta Ken n his criznew on shot calla fantastic feature win wit many more ta come in tha nizzy future n it was good ta see a familiar face in tha # 8 as Mike Zinkie piloted tha 8 machine in Rob Gibson's absence with the S-N-double-O-P. Mike will have his new playa ride ready in a couple of weeks n we look forward ta his return as he is an excellent pimp.
But on a more serious note...yeah Matty, that's f***ed up. Maybe it's time to build a "fan site".
Edit: I bleeped out some of the "language" - my apologies if I missed any. 🙂
Mark