I'm really a Nigerian bank employee who took a multi-million dollar deposit from a wealthy foreigner, just a day before that same foreigner died in a plane crash. The money is sitting in limbo, but I think I can get to it...if only I knew someone who could forward me the couple thousand dollars I need in order to bribe my crooked boss into giving me access to it. We could both be rich beyond our wildest dreams. If you want to be insanely rich too, just send me your Visa number.

Honest.

<<< Isnt this a face you can trust?

Beach Whale  counter/watcher,  ;)i can been seen at a beach near you. ( used to be a womans swim suit judge.) How times have changed. >:(

I applied for a job as a Bovine Inseminist...I didn't get cause I couldn't stop smiling ;D

Honest truth, I took layoff today at my real job. I hate t say it, I feel releived LOL.

I was promoted from newspaper thief, to hubcap bandit, it makes more money.

I make counterfiet NASCAR collectables in my basement and distribute them.