I hear you Loud and clear LOL ;D

Then they ain't loud enough.

"... welcome back to NASCAR on ESPN. 325 of 400 complete here at the Politcally Correct Motor Speedway. Kyle Busch leads in the M&M's Prius, followed by Jimmie Johnson in the Lowe's/Kobalt Tools Chevy Volt, with Kasey Khane running third in the  Red Bull Smart Car. Just beginning our first round of pit stops, boy these New Cars Of Tomorrow get great gas mileage!"

😛 😛 😛 😛

"... welcome back to NASCAR on ESPN. 325 of 400 complete here at the Politcally Correct Motor Speedway. Kyle Busch leads in the M&M's Prius, followed by Jimmie Johnson in the Lowe's/Kobalt Tools Chevy Volt, with Kasey Khane running third in the  Red Bull Smart Car. Just beginning our first round of pit stops, boy these New Cars Of Tomorrow get great gas mileage!"

The Prius gets off pit lane first after taking on 0.005 gals of fuel followed by the Smart Car 10 seconds later as Khane stopped short in his pits and the pit crew ran out of breath running that far (small car get it) and then the crew had a hard time figuring out which end was the front. The day is all but over for the Volt as even with a quick charge a pit stop takes 4 hours. Top speeds today of 80 MPH on the down hill stretch off turn three were attained on lap 20 after the cars got up to full speed. In other news sales of scanners has plumeted as fans can hear the crew talk to the driver from the stands when the drunk guy sitting next to them isn't yelling 'JUUUUUNNIOR, JUUUUUUUNIOR' while his wife flashes her boobs ::) 😉

Yeesh, this is going from bad to worse 🙂 🙂 🙂 - let's go the other way, the redneck B.S. politically correct way and let em all run B-747 - Trent 900 Turbines... course they might explode...