....You refer to your auto mechanic as your "crew chief"
....You’ve ever red-lined an engine trying to beat your best time to work.

-You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.

-You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out new cars.

-You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous time.

When something falls off your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.

-When you hear ‘overcooked it’, instead of food, you think ‘off the track’.

-You change engine oil every other week.

Your racing budget is one of the big three – mortgage, car payments, dating.

-You have paid $4 for a gallon of fuel without complaining.

-You buy new parts because you can’t remember where you stuck the spares.

-You bought a racecar before buying a house.

-You bought a racecar before furniture for the house.

-You are looking for a tow vehicle and you still have not bought furniture.

-You find that you need a new house because you’ve outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on the street or in the front yard.

Your first date involves you getting her to crew for you.

-Your family vacations are planned around the race schedule.

You’ve tried to convince your wife that you need a flow bench to fix the air filter in her mini van.

-You discovered that your riding lawnmower runs pretty well on 108-octane race fuel but doesn’t care for alcohol.

-The local police and state patrol has photos of your car taped to their dashboards.

AND MY FAV0RITE!

You sit in your racecar in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.

awesome list Barrie97 .... tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.

The old Barrie #97 came good again.Great post 97, my wife thinks I am off my rocker I am laughing so loud.