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Barrie Banquet & Dance fast approaching

Guest · 2008-10-17T15:06:08Z

Well we have established a topic for some new race related chatter about BSW and what the off season might bring, now its time to have a little fun. With BSWs banquet fast approaching I thought I"d help some of the wayward young ladies in regards to who might be best suited for a romantic interlude on the dance floor!!LOL I'll go through each one of the combatants and give a little sneak peak as to what might be in store if you so choose to pick one of them for a dance.Blkflagagain----- The writer for BSW has been mistaken for Brad Pitt from time to time. (And yes I said BRAD PITT not ARM PITT!!!LOL) Has stunningly good looks and is quite sauve on the dance floor. His one short coming is in the intelligence dept. because if brains were dynamite most doubt he would have the power to blow his own nose!!LOL Still 175 pounds of solid steel and sex appeal might be hard for any lady to pass up. After all he didnt get the monicker Woman's Pet, mans #1 regret for nothing!!!LOLThe Polish Prince----- The resident bushwacker from Carthew Bay is probably one of the most popular figures you will encounter at BSW. Although fed via slingshot as a youngster, dont let that fool you as Jimmy" Twinkle Toes" Belesky has also been known to wow the ladies with his charm and smooth moves both on track and dance floor from time to time.The Deuce------ Barrie Speedway's resident "Pimp Daddy" seemingly has it all going for him. A ultra fast car, many wins and a striking boyhood charm. Ladies be advised though Mr.Doucette has since lost his crown to Todd Davenport at Fall Colors, so during your dance you might just be terribly blinded by his bald spot!!!!FLMAOJason "Bon Jovi" Elliott-------- A relative newcomer on the BSW scene, the name says it all about the resident pretty boy of the Thunder Car division. Jason has it all for you ladies, hes the quiet, shy type so you will have to approach him about the possibility of a dance. ( That is if hes not too busy already dancing with Donny Brandon!!!LOL)Ben Melenhorst-------- a legend of the autograph session, Ben signed more boobies this year than Paul Stanley from KISS does. He could garner lots of attention from the younger ladies, but his nickname " The Stayner Skidmark" also might scare some away!!!LOLSo please EVERYONE feel free to cast your vote for the candidate most deserving of this honor. I would have no problem if I attract less votes than Elliott or Melenhorst, but if I get ousted in this competition by either The Prince or The Deuce someone give me a warm needle and put ol BLKFLAGAGAIN down for a nice long nap!!FLMAO Have at er all you faithful folks of CRO!!!!!

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if barrie speedway chicks do threesomes see you at barrie in '09!!! and i'm changing my name to brandon watson!!!

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Lmao. i dont think barrie girls do threesomes. and its not the name "brandon watson" lmao

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oh....well thats no fun!!! lol

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hahahahah...ohhhhh man......

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Oct 23, 2008 7:54 pm

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if barrie speedway chicks do threesomes see you at barrie in '09!!! and i'm changing my name to brandon watson!!!

😆 Good try username! You'd honestly try anything, right? 😉

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